sugarbabies…
y’all generally give me a week to organize my thoughts … but…umm…lately… a few of y’all are stomping your feet rather impatiently… soo… rather than ignore you… (which ive been known to do … and will prob do again)
you get a “sloppy quickie” which in my world translates into …. a tidy lil list…. until i feel like sitting down and …banging out… you know… one that leaves you breathless…
… sooooo lets see now….
THINGS I DID
- stayed out til 4 am dancing and laughing with an old friend…. note: that is actually how long it took for my feet to start hurting in those wicked 5 inch heels..but i think by the end of that night i could have been in puma’s and my feet woulda hurt
- watched the sun come up from the roof of a building that you need at least a “top secret” clearance to get into
- watched the redskins lose but didnt really care…. cause i had a cold beer and good friends sooo…whatevs
- went to a “basement bhangra” party – with dj rekha – accidentally… and was reallly glad i did…. it was awesome
almost ran overflirted with a group of about 6 FFX cops..in TC’s hood… while they stood in the middle of the street…hhhhmm.. i thought only dc cops did that shit…..- mistook a tween Hannah Montana fan for a cancer victim…(evidently they wear wigs too…who knew??)
- exchanged broken porn player to
Best Buy…third circle of hell…. i swear to god… i wanted to fire bomb those sons of bitches… (im on the third one now for anyone keeping score) - had a migrane headache for the better part of two days
- discovered the best won-ton soup ive ever had ….. here
- lost and then found (thank the sweet baby jeebus) the front tag on “sex on wheels“…im such a lucky bitch …well that…..and the guys in my parking garage looove me…
- rode around for two days with the top down ….its january people…. so i decided to just sell the hard top for my car… im just waaay to optimistic to really ever put the HARD TOP on… you just never know…
- sent a fist full of thank you notes out…
THINGS I NEED TO DO
- shop for bat mitzvah gifts (suggestions from the chosen among you welcome) before sat
- hair color appt… (it aint easy being this blond) tomorrow 1130 am
- eat some vegetables… ive only eaten crap for two months now
- laser hair removal appt for my legs..im soo done with shaving them EVERY morning …friday 9am
- cancel two of my three gym memberships…i can get by on a single gym in 2008…
- write a real post for this freaking blog…. about allll the stuff you babies have been patiently waiting for… the good stuff….. the bad stuff and esp…… the boy stuff…..
xoxo
13 comments
January 9, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Uncle Keith
I wouldn’t complain about a sloppy quickie! Sloppy quickies are nice.
January 9, 2008 at 5:53 pm
will haigney
I’m going to bookmark that restaurant & visit the next time I’m in D.C. Whenever you post is Fine with me- you always have something to say! While I’m not jewish, a Bat Mitzvah is for a girl & I KNOW you know girl-gifts! Love the Plate!
January 9, 2008 at 6:00 pm
The Brooklyn Boy
Quickies sure can be good things.
Also, I had a cold beer and good friends AND the Giants won. Down with the Cowboys!
PS
Re: bat mitzvah — cash donation in a multiple of 18 (for “chai,” the word spelled by the number, or “life”) gets you a six-pointed silver star. Gold if you explain this and come off like you know what you’re talking about.
January 9, 2008 at 6:05 pm
homeimprovementninja
Good that you got your plate back. If you’re driving a porsche, you probably don’t need to give the cops ANOTHER excuse to pull you over and hit on you
January 9, 2008 at 7:35 pm
rothko
Now I’ve lost plenty of things in my lifetime, so I’m definitely not making fun or anything, but I’m curious . . . how do you loose a license plate?
My favorite Thai in DC: Haad Thai at the corner of NY and 11th. Excellent green chicken curry and really nice staff. That was a regular haunt. Will have to keep Kanlaya in mind for next time, though.
January 9, 2008 at 9:36 pm
ma
We need to meet up! Soon! But I can tell that you are busier than I don’t know what!
January 9, 2008 at 11:20 pm
charlotte harris
so, were those fairfax county cops as hunky as the fairfax county firefighters?
January 10, 2008 at 10:51 am
Jen
Love that license plate!! And homeimprovementninja, why would she want to stop THAT?
Maybe you need to lose your plate again, SB.
Always nice to find a good place for won ton soup. They’re hard to find. Like a good man. Or a hard man. Or an AVAILABLE man.
January 10, 2008 at 1:48 pm
jess
shot this to inpy today and we drooled virtually…. thought you’d might like to know… what could be better than on-demand, DVD quality and 20,000 titles? nothing, i tell you. no.thing.
http://www.usatoday.com/tech/products/services/2008-01-10-porn-set-top-box_N.htm
January 12, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Rabbit
You really live life well…..
Suicide Blond grabs the goblet with both hands. Inhales the sweet aroma from the nectar of life. Breathes in deep. Pauses. Gives the boys a devilish wink. Chugs completely…….every very last drop.
January 13, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Tim
i feel bad that the tween hannah montana cancer victim comment made me laugh so hard. man… i fought through a sea of these kids after work that day. some kind of sensation, i tell ya…..
January 13, 2008 at 10:05 pm
will haigney
Speaking of Hannah Montana,(Miley Cyrus) I believe that she is either the sister or daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus, who’s First hit:Achy,Breaky Heart he blantantly stole from a Southern music Groups’ Demo tape. At least She built her own…
January 14, 2008 at 12:24 pm
T
I wonder if he stole that godawful “achy breaky dance” he used to do to go along with it? Man was that hilarious, I think i’ll search for it on youtube,