oh sugarbabies…weekends are for warriors…not sex kittens…….
Wed (hump day): invited to join fun friends for drinks…at 7…soooo i came home put on a pretty frock, powdered my nose, pulled the tangles out of my hair….. and fell fast asleep…. didnt wake up til 930 the next morning..on top of the covers still in my frock and false eyelashes…thats f-r-O-c-k..you kids have such dirty minds
damn…
Thurs (lil Firday): worked a wee bit… went in late…cause i slept til 930..but i didnt count it as sleep because i wasnt under the covers…it isnt restful..if you arent snuggled in…so i didnt actually get out of bed…til 1030… then spent the best part of the day at a power lunch drinking martinis…went home early… big lunches make me sleepy
…yawn….
Fri: standing on a street corner when a cute boy spotted me… he circled back .. and i convinced him to take me to the grocery store!…score! sooo with a weekends worth of cheddar cheese and Life cereal… the pressure was off to find any dates to feed me…so… i had drinks only… and was tucked into bed early…under the covers this time..not that passed out sprawled out on top… as is prone to happen on friday nights
Sat: early morning text message from boy: “lets drop the top and get fucked up” how could i say no to such a romantic offer…alas… the agent for the loveshack (emphasis on shack!)called ….what do you think..should i buy a teeny lil love shack on the river that needs “some tlc” about 15k in work???? i dont know either sooo i got up wery wery early… drove west for 45 min… and dipped my toes in the shallow part of the shenandoah …and then came back… grabbed the boy… and proceeded to order mimosas…only of course we asked the ‘tress to serve ‘em in big ole pint glasses….so she wouldnt have to keeeep refilling us every two min..then.. . finished up with a girlfriend at my fave watering hole …. and i was again… tucked in before the “douching hour”…ed note…”douching hour” starts around 10 am in my neighborhood during hockey playoff season….
Sun: i was in bed (under the covers) when i get a text from a friend…he is back in town… just getting into a cab @ airport… i texted back in my sleepy text voice… i havent had coffee yet…he showed up on my doorstep..made me breakfast…. kissed my cheek and left to go check into his hotel…seriously… ive got that one trained just about perfectly!! i didnt leave the house all day…kittens dont like rain…soo…i watched lifetime movie network while surfing the net… and discovered:
1) the pope wears prada: hes totally jacking my style with red leather prada shoes…but whateves..if a creepy ole german guy is gonna have a fetish..i suppose an italian shoe one is about as vanilla as they come…its also rumored he sports some serengeti and gucci shades… is benny a label whore?? speaking of whores…and when i say whores i mean hot chicks…
2) guess who is STARRING in ZOMBIE STRIPPERS??…. YEP..our girl jenna jameson…. the campy horror film stars our fave lil pornstar …or whats left of her…. personally….i think it looks fun… and the cute Roxy Saint should be worth it alone…as the goth stripper who WANTS to be a zombie..cause it will make her uber-gothy.. i think it has opened in limited release…so you folks in NYC check it out for me and give me reviews…it isnt here yet….and from the looks of it may not get wide theater release…
i know….kinda dull..but sugar please….. even sex kittens get sleepy…
xoxo
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April 23, 2008 at 9:49 am
charlotte harris
buy it — that love shack will be perfect for your fishing, canoeing and eagle-watching hobbies
i know… right??? i was thinking more along the lines of ill sit onthe porch with cold cocktails for when y’all get back from all that stuff! xoxo
April 23, 2008 at 10:17 am
I-66
You know, I’m going again after work today. This time just for food for me and the dog. Gotta stock up, you know. I need Dew too, but not the diet kind.
i dont want to get toooo crazy… it will freak out my banker and they will cut off my debit card!
xoxo
April 23, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Uncle Keith
For the curious, all that time under or on top of the covers, it wasn’t…alone, was it? Because that would be…a shame.
i plead the 5th..but for the record… with a hitachi magic wand in the house…. there is no need to fear “alone time”..unless..the power goes out… then youre screwed..or not..
xoxo
April 23, 2008 at 12:37 pm
rothko
I would be so envious if you got the shack. I’ve wanted to get me a shack somewhere in the Shenandoah ever since I went to school down there. Someplace where I could retreat every winter and channel my inner Thoreau. And grow a beard. And fish. And stink. Yeah, “love” is the last word you’d ever want to put in front of my shack.
you can stay all winter…it will help keep the critters out…it has ac…but come to think of it..nobody mentioned heat!
xoxo
April 23, 2008 at 12:40 pm
vvk
Zombie Strippers is showing at the E Street Theater from this Friday…
Just FYI…
brilliant….thanks for the heads up! xoxo
April 23, 2008 at 2:42 pm
homeimprovementninja
buy the place. Then you can guest post some home improvement stuff on my blog. And I’ll guest post on yours the next time I party with strippers or rock stars.
What? quit laughing, Avril Levigne does so want to party with me. I heard that her and Britney want to do a threesome with me. Where did I hear it from? Uhhh, some girl…you don’t know her, she’s from Canada.
yeah..but my home improvement posts would be limited to… Hired this guy… or …. got this guy to do “X” buy walking around the house in just “Y”…
xoxo
April 23, 2008 at 4:21 pm
ma
I kind of what to see the movie, but I’m afraid. And I would like to see the love shack.
April 23, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Food Rockz Man
Guess what kitten . . . you’ve been tagged . . . You’re it: http://foodrockz.com/2008/04/23/tagged-seven-random-things-about-food-rockz-man.aspx
Tell us something naughty!
April 24, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Food Rockz Man
I tagged you last night, dear (no . . . not like that . . . tagging like that happens only in my dreams) . . . and attempted to post a comment/link here but it never appeared . . . so either you’re mean or my comment’s in your spam bin because of the link. At any rate, you’ve been tagged and you can learn more about this tagging on my blog.