sugarbabies…
even blonds have bad days… like this morning the time i was driving down constitution ave… and when i pushed the clutch with my left foot….it went to the floor with nary annnnny resistance at all….
ahhhh shit….damn it sex on wheels…. dont die…. dont leave me… i need you… i cant get out of this town without you…im NOT leaving you behind…im NOT leaving you HERE… you hear me?? youre too important to me… you were voted best engineered car by a fancy magazine…. what would i do without you????? we are a team…a tiny little topless hard driving sexy six gears double clutching catching boys off guard team…..and….well…. i know you’ve never heard me say it but…. i love you… there…i said it and i dont care who hears me…i LOVE YOU…. please please…. thats good….thats right…. you can do it… if we can just get over the bridge….i think we can make it…
to be continued…..
xoxo
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May 7, 2008 at 8:43 am
Lemmonex
Don’t give up on us, SOW…God, this is why I am glad I don’t have a car. That, and I cannot drive.
what???? you cant drive???? we are sooo fixing that!! as soon as sex on wheels is out of intensive care… ok ..on second thought we will borrow I-66’s car
xoxo
May 7, 2008 at 8:54 am
wildbillthePirate
The motto for the book is appropriate for both car & woman ” She was a little taste of Heaven…”
..and a one way ticket to hell.…. thats why i looove that cover! and you ..for picking up on it!! xoxo.
May 7, 2008 at 9:20 am
homeimprovementninja
Don’t die on us, man! You’re too young and beautiful to die!
you think im pretty?? awww….umm..wait..oh you mean sex on wheels... umm.. yeah.. xoxo
May 7, 2008 at 9:20 am
I-66
Gahhh say it ain’t so! You haven’t been using the Armor All again, have you?
damn it…must have spilled the armor all on the clutch! damn damn damn…. umm….ok soo i might need another ride to the grocery store…xoxo
May 7, 2008 at 9:33 am
rothko
Oh shit!! She and Hoshi never even had a chance to play.
and when you say play… you mean… create beautifully engineered hybrid babies… right??
xoxo
May 7, 2008 at 10:10 am
skip
it’s the master cylinder or the slave cylinder… Neither are going to be cheap… but you know what they say: “Drive big, pay big”
I turn wrenches, but not for a living any more. If you need some hep, lemme know.
We’ve still got to get together so you can try some of my vodka
lover..that would actually be GOOD news…cause those would still be under warrenty!! im alll about the 100k warranty! and vodka..yeah..im allll about the vodka..so depending on how bad it is…i might need that drink! xoxo
May 7, 2008 at 10:19 am
Food Rockz Man
If I were the prayin’ type . . . I’d say a big prayer for SOW and her pilot. But I’m not, so I’ll drink to y’all instead! It always seems to help.
May 7, 2008 at 10:53 am
Uncle Keith
That’s better than a movie of the week…it had drama, pathos, and sex. I found myself touching myself.
I hope Sex on Wheels makes a full recovery. What would the Lone Ranger be without Silver? The Batman without the Batmobile? Jenna Jameson without her vagina?
May 7, 2008 at 11:55 am
I-66
Funny you mention the grocery store. I was thinking of going tonight.
May 7, 2008 at 11:57 am
freckledk
We may need friggin Tinkerbell and her fairy dust for this one, honey. I’ll say a rosary.
May 7, 2008 at 12:29 pm
charlotte harris
Oh no, sex on wheels is like a vital appendage to you! But why so desperate to get out of the city?
May 7, 2008 at 4:34 pm
justin
I just found your blog via an old DSJ comment. I checked the about page and didn’t see it - what do you drive? S2000? Boxster? 911 Cab? please?
May 7, 2008 at 5:25 pm
rabbit
Sex on Wheels. She’ll be fine. She just felt like having those boys at the garage pop her hood and get their greasy hands on her. A woman likes to have man work on her engine every now and again. Especially a hot lil number like Sex on Wheels.
May 7, 2008 at 11:40 pm
wildbillthePirate
I was leaving the Other bit off… I didn’t want to scare anyone.
May 8, 2008 at 3:35 pm
wildbillthePirate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx-e2xogQ00
May 8, 2008 at 7:42 pm
ma
Oh no. It might be time to Gaithersburg for real, blondie.
We will talk.
May 11, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Ulysses
You know it pains me not to come to rescue you and yer girl this time. Mechanical is not my style. If you’re ever in need of a handiman though…
P.S. New music out Tuesday by an “Old” favorite, guess you’ll have to be listening to it in the loaner…
May 12, 2008 at 10:42 am
Jen
Damn. I hope all is well with SOW.