sugarbabies….
charity is more than a pornstar from the 80′s…on a recent sat. morning im working my way through my first quarter tax stuff….and i find a fairly large-ish amount allocated to Charitable Donations….while i do make chartiable donations….i generally remember them..and this one just wasnt ringing any bells with me… soo.. i pace… i scratch my head..and finally knowing its gonna bother me until i figure it out…and fearing another brush with id theft…i get in the car and head to the office… to look up the donation…
after a wee bit of investigating… i realized that my tax fella ….(who is older and obviously not that hip to the fashion scene) had assumed that all of my spending at TRUE RELIGION was charitable….
i giggled to myself…then said out loud…suck it uncle sam!!…
i mean seriously bitchez…the way these jeans make my ass look is totalllly charitable….
xoxo
suck it uncle sam...and not in the pervy way..in the sucky way
12 comments
July 15, 2008 at 8:47 am
freckledk
Ha! Love that!
I know a few ladies who would benefit from using your CPA. Although I’m the type to only attend services on the occasional holiday, Jemma is a True Religion zealot. She worships at their altar a few times per week.
July 15, 2008 at 10:04 am
rothko
“Saturday morning” and “working through tax stuff” … These seem like such opposing concepts, and yet you combine them effortlessly in the same sentence. I have no idea what this means, but I admire it whatever it is.
Oh, and yey to creative accounting.
July 15, 2008 at 10:15 am
zipcode
I need this CPA — True Religion does make great jeans. I am big fan of Seven
July 15, 2008 at 10:47 am
ma
Since I was there to help you worship at the altar of True Religion, I wonder if I could get a write off by proxy?
July 15, 2008 at 11:02 am
legallyheidi
incredible! I need your CPA…i had to cough up $1k to the IRS. Haters.
July 15, 2008 at 6:01 pm
KassyK
Love True Religion jeans but my ass really shines in Hudson brand. They are like the perfectly cut little black dress of jeans…yet equally expensive unfortunately!
July 16, 2008 at 10:27 am
Food Rockz Man
Spread a little bit of charity my way . . . I need to see that ass, woman!
July 16, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Hammer
A glorious error – good thing you caught it,
The last thing you need is an IRS audit.
Charity write-offs can be hard to find,
Maybe we should found “No Ass Left Behind.”
July 16, 2008 at 11:20 pm
wildbillthePirate
I agree that showing that ass IS totally charitable! I’m really not sure of the amount though. Only $1000.?
July 17, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Uncle Keith
If your ass was a charity, I’d be happy to make a donation.
July 21, 2008 at 1:32 pm
eleanorstrousers
Hmmm. Must start shopping at more charitable sounding locations….
July 22, 2008 at 11:06 am
LivitLuvit
Luuuuurve them, I’ve recently discovered Sass & Bide and I’m a huge fan of them as well… but if I can get a write off for True Religions, what the hell!