sugarbabies…
if..
- you decide to head across the street to the store for “sexy time supplies” because maybe…
- you got a teeensy bit too much sun while sunbathing naked on a yacht off the coast of florida last weekend…and…
- you decide youre in tooo big of a hurry to put on a shirt…
- cause a fella who may or may not have agreed to rub lotion on the bits you cant reach is on his way over…
- sooo…you grab the fur coat that is thrown over the Barcelona Chair ..and your umbrella …
and here is the lesson kids….
grab a fur coat …with a button… cause…holding your coat closed …with one hand and your umbrella with the other….leaves no hands available for grabbing sexy supplies at the store…. To anyone who saw my naughty girl bits in the Triple B the other night…(and most of you appeared to be visiting europeans soo i didnt get the impression you were especially scandalized) …. but to the others… ummm….oops… my bad.. but srsly?? this is DC sugarbabies… just cause its the baby oil aisle doesnt mean its safe for families…
xoxo
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January 8, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Arjewtino
I told you to text me next time you were going out dressed like that.
sugar..why dont you just call me.. the next time you want me to dress like that..;-)
January 8, 2009 at 4:44 pm
freckledk
Oh, the life you lead. Truly the Queen of the Whorebuckets, you are.
Just promise me you’ll will me your waist-up “wardrobe.” I know that your waist-down items will look ridiculous on me. That and, of course, first pick at a pair from your shoe collection. In return, I’ll name my first born “Butterscotch.”
Deal?
January 8, 2009 at 7:48 pm
rabbit
Visions of Suicide Blond in a fur coat, hips swaying, high heels and nothing else…..hmmm…. You should be careful, you might give one of those older gentleman a heart attack…..but me thinks that he’ll arrive at the pearly gates with a smile on his lips.
Hey, I started a new blog…… thefridaymusicblog.wordpress.com
January 8, 2009 at 8:36 pm
ma.
I can’t even come up with a response to that one. There’s just stunned silence on this end.
January 9, 2009 at 12:54 am
LiLu
The. Hawt. Ness!!!
January 9, 2009 at 4:13 pm
beaverboosh
By gods I wish I understood what you were saying… is there a video available, or pictures maybe?
January 9, 2009 at 4:14 pm
beaverboosh
P.S. Best wishes for 2009! x
January 10, 2009 at 11:33 pm
marla
I love love love it, Cheers!