oh sugarbabies… a weekend is a terrrible thing to waste! whats that?? you dont have dinner plans?? no worries sugar…just follow these quick easy steps :
- get your hair done
- drop the top
- (this one is important) …get lost in great falls ( where the median home value 1.5million)
- agree to buy lunch in exchange for directions back to DC
- forget your wallet (doh!)
- agree to make it up to him and buy DINNER …IF he ever gets lost in your neck of the woods
- wait 24 hours for him to call saying he’s “lost” at the capital grille @ 6th and Pennsylvania
- agree to rescue him (and thank heavens you know a few of the staff so its not toooo weird that he somehow found your number -and trust me it aint easy-)
- pull a particularly sweet pair of pradas out of their box
- … let nature take its course….
xoxo

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June 8, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Uncle Keith
I don’t know that this will work for me.
June 9, 2009 at 12:02 pm
suicide_blond
note to self..add disclaimer: results not typical…your mileage may vary…xoxoxo
June 9, 2009 at 10:58 am
ma
Good lord, woman. Who are you?
June 9, 2009 at 12:03 pm
suicide_blond
just a blond… who gets lost in the maze that is urban sprawl.. xoxo
June 9, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Jen
Man, I have to try that. Oh wait! I’m married. Mmmm. Okay, I’m using this in a book though. LOL. Good for you!
June 9, 2009 at 3:50 pm
freckledk
I’d like one of your castoffs, please. I’ll settle for a millionaire or, really, someone who has a job.
June 9, 2009 at 7:08 pm
yknot
I don’t think this would work for me either. but then again, I think you have Special Powers in this arena, a Wonder Woman, if you will.
June 12, 2009 at 11:01 pm
RJS
You’re a typical cunt.
June 14, 2009 at 12:26 pm
suicide_blond
cunt …yes : typical…not so much xoxo
June 15, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Phil
This is why I sell maps outside my mansion. In exchange for sex….
June 17, 2009 at 2:18 pm
eleanorstrousers
Wow. And I was excited to meet a grad student in a bar in San Francisco. We lead verrrry different lives.
June 20, 2009 at 7:48 pm
MusicLover647
You have way too much fun……and that is a good thing..
June 23, 2009 at 8:38 am
TC the Terrible
Only you. Only you.