sugarbabies..
i wrote you kids a really great post(trust me it was a good one) today
about what big ole pick up trucks do to me..
and how i prob woulda married a couple of guys if they coulda made me feel … the way i feel when i pull up next to a monster truck on constitution avenue… *swooon*
and how something about the promise of a high lonesome /down -n- dirty combo along with a hemi…is pretty much irresistible
and how its the ying to my yang….
how coaxing a throaty growl out of sex on wheels when we are at a light, with the top down… and a soon to be patented “sideways- chin on shoulder- glance over the ray bans”… next to a big fella pretty much guarantees a tire squeal for attention or plea for coffee on craigslists missed connections…
about how ….i have fantasies of driving up behind one of these guys…they drop the tailgate…and it turns into a ramp….and i roll up into the bed… all at like 75 mph. like a total smokey and the bandit move….
and
how opposites must really attract … cause i dont really like guys in sports cars… seriously? the italian ones are tooooo high maintenance and seem like they are trying tooo hard…kinda euro douchy…
the american ones seem kinda silly except maybe a few vettes…
the germans do a good job…but something about dudes in sports cars just smacks of midlife crisis or insecurities…and dont even make me have the gay or european conversation…
no…
i like men who drive sturdy dependable all wheel drives….and if they can handle a dually in the city…*sigh*…what cant they handle???…surely a headstong lil girl like me would be no trouble at all……
but then wordpress crashed and i lost the whole damn thing… and umm yeah im waaay tooo lazy to do the whole thing again… sorry sugarbabies…. but the jist of it is… im waiting…waiting for a man that makes me feel the way i feel when a dually pulls away from me and parallel parks on 14th st….THATS all i want…is that so much?
xoxoxo
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October 27, 2009 at 7:40 am
nataLeeeh
Ummm I totally agree on men in sprots cars….I love my little Beemer soft top and just cannot imagine any man ever looking as good as I do while… ummm… ermmmm… inside her
October 28, 2009 at 10:26 pm
suicide_blond
lol…EXACTLY!!
XOXO
October 27, 2009 at 9:57 am
david
My truck struggles with a yard of topsoil in its bed. A dually he ain’t. But he’s tall. And he does fine 4×4 action. And he likes to get dirty. And if I pulled up along side you, yer heart would melt from the floppy-eared cuties sticking their heads out the back window.
October 28, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Jen
I got nothin’ honey. I love the smell of diesel oil and creosote. The Redneck smelled that way when we were dating and it’s been an aphrodisiac ever since.
We can’t help what/who we love.
October 29, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Ulysses
What you deserve to find is someone who can slip behind the wheel of anything, get the most out of it, select the right gear at the right time, know what’s what under the hood, fill the cabin with your laughter, and get you to where you want to go.
October 31, 2009 at 12:01 am
Portia
Enjoy your blog and this time I must say you got it ALL right.
No better way to express this topic.