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that awkward moment when youre in a swanky K street salon/spa…
getting all sorts of things done (cough *brazilian blowout* cough)
and folks keep telling you how amazing/expensive/ stunning/ your color looks…
and then a client says ..ohhh i want her color…
and everyone looks at the stylist who has been nodding at the color compliments all day…and she shrugs…
and everyone looks at you… and you say…
i get this $hit for 9 dollars at CVS …
xoxo
suicide_blond = dyed by her own hand
sugarbabies…
my ninny always said “be extra careful when you buy knickers from the discount bin”
i think the same could prob be said for porn…
please note that i firmly believe quality porn should be available at all price points…
TEXT from ME:
its not that this thing was shot in the 80′s …{where FB stands for Full Bush NOT FaceBook} … or that there are dudes dressed as Arabs tossing 100′s on the girls… its the bootleg film quality makes this one seem shady … “caballero productions” should have been our first clue
but… id never fault a guy for trying…xoxo
you know what you cant buy cheap…
good art porn
nsfw
http://www.andrewblake.com <—you CAN find a few good ones here…just in time for the holiday season…
im partial to hard edge … but even i have to admit its aging… & we allll know …
porn does not age as well…
as a slightly…
salty…hard… spanish
queso idiazabal….
xoxo
sugarbabies..
changing your pants while driving down the toll road in a spring rain -that also includes sleet- with a 5 speed manual transmission… AND 5 inch stilettos… takes a certain je ne sais quoi …. that this sex kitten has been practicing…..but…. the whole thing left me remembering THIS…and i definately give extra credit because …well… because the diagrams are kick ass… i think that the same general principles apply to sex on wheels…keeping in mind…there is more head room but less privacy..if the top is down…
xoxo
thinner isnt always better…
oh sugarbabies…in the past i have always subscribed to the “never too rich or too thin” school of thought.. but this thin thing.. i have re-thought… i work with a girl who is too thin…we alll cringe when she wears a skirt and her leeeetle toothpicks are on display….the poor little thing..i NEVER thought i would EVER say anybody was tooo thin..but there she is… and now…
it has happened ….to …*sigh*… one of our favorite pornstars… poor little jenna jameson …is too thin..and recently looks too strung out to be considered sexy or even pretty at the moment… poor little thing…
i hope she gets help soon… she got a great new haircut..but she followed it up with crazy collagen lip job ewww… her facelift “eye-lift”looks just gross too… and she has crossed into ana territorty…
sooooo…. at least till she gets some help…sorry love …(and she cant be tooo disapointed since technically she IS retired)… you are not my favorite pornstar anymore…. you couldnt hold the spot forever…
we both knew that….
and you had a good run..
really you did…..
but
the crown is getting passed to ……*drumroll please*……
jesse jane… (yeah, yeah, yeah…. big surprise….. i know…)
there was some of her stuff waiting for me when i got home from Texas… (screw netflix…subscribe to a “movie by mail service” with some balls people)
i think the lesson here…is not about getting old… but about being comfortable with yourself…. and for whatever reason… jenna jameson clearly isnt comfortable with herself right now…..hell..i dont think anybody is comfortable with her right now.. that just isnt sexy people… not even a teeny little bit…
xoxo
- charm school: coordinating your shoes with your handbag…
- porn school: coordinate your shoes with your knickers..
ok ok..freckles… we know you dont wear knickers… match em to your bra……..
trust me on this ladies …and for gods sake.. i dont have to tell you that i do NOT mean Flip Flops….
xoxo
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