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oh sugarbabies, “sex on wheels” …is a precision piece…. of german engineering… and sometimes i think..maybe someone should take the keys away from me… ALLL of the below happened within the last 30 days…

  • a chick… rear ended her on 66… and i didnt get her ins info or anything cause from the way she was hysterically crying i figured she didnt have any.. AND… i wanted to hurry home cause there was porn i wanted to watch….(i wish this wasnt true..but it is)
  • i noticed that i had driven close to 50,000 miles without an oil change…so …i freaked . the fuck . out…i called the service manager at the dealer..and told him…hey Mike..you might need to come tow sex on wheels in…. i havent changed her oil in 50k miles… (for the record..she only needs an oil change every 15k) … He asked if she had been driving ok..and i said yes…so he said to drive her on over …if you dont make it …we’ll come get ya… so i did… when i got there…he took the keys …and was gone for five min…on his way back in he playfully smacked the back of my head… “you were looking at the Trip odometer… which has 5 thousand miles on it… you dont need an oil change for another 10 thousand miles….blondie”……
  • i made an appt to get her winter tires put on… after driving around with the new tires for a day..i called Mike again… umm..Mike…there is a weird clunk when i take corners fast…did y’all notice any problems with the suspension when she was up on the racks??? …um no ..better bring her back…we will check it out… so…. back i go… they found the problem pretty quick… a water bottle rolling around under my seat….

sooo..im gonna go out on a limb here…and say..

ive pretty much lost ALLLLL credability with Mike…

and the entire crew over at the service dept… and im pretty sure i wont live any of it down anytime soon….

this may require me moving to another area…

xoxo

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