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Dear google+
thanks for threatening to suspend allll of my google services because you dont like my name…
if Gweneth Paltrow can name her daughter Apple (bet you wouldnt want that to catch on) and Jason Lee can name his kid Pilot Inspektor … and i worked with a kid named An2mar (with the number 2 for fucks sake)… then who are you to say i cant be SuicideBlond? … my LinkedIn profile is suicide blond, my Facebook page is suicide blond, my Twitter is @suicideblond my About.Me page is suicide_blond….my entire online presence is suicide_blond…. i have a credit card here from Chase Manhattan with the name suicide blond on it…my New Yorker magazine subscription comes to suicide_blond ….Klout sends perks to Suicide Blond pretty regularly (thanks kids!!) so maybe its not just my “online presence”….maybe the lines between IRL and Online are fuzzy…
but really…whats it to you and why is my name any of your business??? What name would satisfy you? the name on my birth certificate or the name my mother calls me, or maybe the name on my diploma or perhaps my confirmation name according to the catholic church….none of those are the same….
all of them are perfectly legitimate…
oh and thanks (i guess) for mentioning that i could still use Gmail… suicide_blond has been around since before Gmail existed… she doesnt take well to bullies and she still uses Yahoo…
...fml ..ive just referred to myself in the 3rd person…
but all of that aside…
i deleted my google+ account ages ago… google+ sucks…you have bigger problems than what name i answer to…and trust me… suicide_blond is one of the nicer ones….
xoxo
| synchronicity (ˌsɪnkrəˈnɪsɪtɪ) | |
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| an apparently meaningful coincidence in time of two or more similar or identical events that are causally unrelated | |
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sugarbabies.. i spent the weekend trying to stay warm… sipping tea by the fire with a to the furnace repair man who left his grand daughters birthday party early… to the guys at the new Best Buy who were exceedingly patient with my shotgun/ADD/OCD approach to tech shopping (i dont know what i want or need but i need it to do xy & z… & oh yeah that one wont work cause it has to be wireless… i hate wires… and no that one wont work cause its not pretty… and how does apple tv work?)… to my twitter friends who all had moral support & offers of technical advise…and to a cowboy with a knack for all things router related … & to the NFL for those blowout games that would have otherwise preoccupied me… and last but not least to satellite radio for that wacked 80′s station…wow… its a brave new world out there sugarbabies… and all i’m really hoping for…is to get by with a little help from my friends…
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I know.. i know… i shouldnt bring home a new boy …just …. because he is sexy… and because im impulsive… but.. this weekend that is just what i did…
and well…im soooo happy about it….
to be truthful…ive been eye-ing him from afar for a while now… and i even gave him a little consideration last year…but …i was afraid.. i was nervous about change… i was pretty invested in doing things the same old way… i didnt think i wanted the disruption of a new boy… but… i couldnt stop thinking about him…. and then by chance i ran into him while i was down in the A.R.L… maybe it was fate…thats how i saw it…. we just kind of connected….and he seemed perfect.. and sexy..did i mention sexy….and while i had gone out planning to return home alone… well… it didnt go down like that….
and… now that we’ve spent the weekend in bed.. watching tv together…getting to know each other…..
the last one.. didnt really like to “perform” in certain areas of the house…..
BUT this new boy…OMG… we were allll over the house together… and across the street at starbucks garnering envious glances… and putting on a kinda goofy PDA show…. and i just grinned…
go ahead ..be jealous bitches…hes allllll mine…
i know how some relationships… can be .. glorious and giddy in the beginning…(i cant wait to get home to him tonight!!!).. and then fade to an old familiarity… that gets dull.. and finally the flame flickers out….
i think that is what happened with the last one… we… just started to take each other for granted.. and in the end i was really resentful..of his neediness… him not really going places with me…. his constant need for ME to charge him up … and not being able to do the same for me… not being able to give me anything new…the relationship seemed sooo one sided…. he was always asking me for more more more..and giving less less less……that and he just wasnt sexy anymore…
so this weekend…… i jumped…
and told bill gates to go to hell… screw you and your f-ing whacked out VISTA… if im gonna buy all new software anyway… SCREW YOU……im gonna do it with my sexy new boyfriend…
xoxo
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