When Mother Nature says F-You!…i simply respond…

“Bring it Bitch”….

its one of the few real advantages to living in my hood…

i never lose power…ive lived here for ages almost 7 years.. thats ages in dc

the power and the cable…never go out….

some chalk it up to Homeland Secuity…but seriously… they are such fuck ups that im pretty sure its not reeeeallly controlled by them…or it would be out all the time…

guess its one of the few perks to having the fbi, cia, interpol, and a few other neighbors that have a vested interest in not losing power… that or maybe because there is a substation right here..im not sure…. its something that in a flagging real estate market im sure i could use as a selling point… if need be… i can hear the agent now…

“this great place never loses power, or cable and has great water pressure… and oh the “girls next door” provide tons of free entertainment”

i used to live in Georgetown… the power was ALWAYS out… the crazy richees have home generators.. but the most of us…just shrugged our shoulders and cursed our failing infrastructure….

over here not so…..and um…no im not telling you where i live..i dont need your punk ass moving in and messing up my good hood….

so you see…. mother nature…. i aint scared…

ive got the AC on… and im curled up with the playboy channel and having pizza delivered…

im not coming out of my room condo till you relax bitch!

xoxo

UPDATE: A FEW HOURS LATER

Oops..i think i made her cry…

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