thinner isnt always better…

oh sugarbabies…in the past i have always subscribed to the “never too rich or too thin” school of thought.. but this thin thing.. i have re-thought… i work with a girl who is too thin…we alll cringe when she wears a skirt and her leeeetle toothpicks are on display….the poor little thing..i NEVER thought i would EVER say anybody was tooo thin..but there she is… and now…

it has happened ….to …*sigh*… one of our favorite pornstars… poor little jenna jameson …is too thin..and recently looks too strung out to be considered sexy or even pretty at the moment… poor little thing…

jenna jeameson fugly

i hope she gets help soon… she got a great new haircut..but she followed it up with crazy collagen lip job ewww… her facelift “eye-lift”looks just gross too… and she has crossed into ana territorty…

sooooo…. at least till she gets some help…sorry love …(and she cant be tooo disapointed since technically she IS retired)… you are not my favorite pornstar anymore…. you couldnt hold the spot forever…

we both knew that….

and you had a good run..

really you did…..

but

the crown is getting passed to ……*drumroll please*……

jesse jane… (yeah, yeah, yeah…. big surprise….. i know…)

jesse jane

there was some of her stuff waiting for me when i got home from Texas… (screw netflix…subscribe to a “movie by mail service” with some balls people)

i think the lesson here…is not about getting old… but about being comfortable with yourself…. and for whatever reason… jenna jameson clearly isnt comfortable with herself right now…..hell..i dont think anybody is comfortable with her right now.. that just isnt sexy people… not even a teeny little bit…

xoxo

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