sugar babies…

have you ever had one of those days…

the kind where you are getting ready to go out.. AND watching I LOVE NEW YORK… and sooo you decide..yeah..i should totallly wear some bad a$$ shoes and false eyelashes tonight…yeah… that is sooo what jenna jameson would do…
and then you get the glue in your eye… and while technically this shouldnt blind you… you begin to wonder if that is actually the case….so you sit down on the bed..waiting for your eye to stop tearing…

and then you start talking on the phone…

and then you realize you are running late…so you grab some lip gloss and head out the door…

and then you think..wow…i must look smoking hot in these fake eyelashes cause everyone is sooo checking me out….

and then you find your girlfriend at the bar….

and then she starts digging around in her bag and comes up with a mirror….

and then she wordlessly hands it to you…

and THEN you realize… you forgot to put on the other eyelash…

and THEN…you think…ummm… maybe just maybe….youre the ONLY person this shit happens to

xoxo

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