sugarbabies..

its all about size..right??? sooo over the weekend…..i convinced bribed a boy…with promises of porn filled evenings… if he would go with me to buy a reallllly big television porn player… (sex on wheels” can only handle about 18″ …. which …is not that big in the world of porn)…. sooo we climbed into his truck and headed to Virginia….where tvs are bigger and taxes are lower….

but alas….it seems jesse janes dvd

jesse jane

is sooo hot it freaked out the built in dvd player in the new porn player(pp).

worst part…. the machine wouldnt give back the disc it had swallowed… a primo piece of andrew blake…art porn…

so what did we do??? naturally … we stuck ANOTHER movie in the slot… (insert your own “slot” joke here)

you can guess what a good plan that turned out to be…

now the fucker had TWO good dvds…and…

refused to barf em back out…great….

sooo..we decided the new pp was prob. cursed… morman… or at the very least anal retentive…im pretty sure thats what freud say bout it swallowing my porn…and not “returning” it…right???

we boxed that whack job back up….and hauled the monstrosity back to the store…

porn and all..

the GEEK SQUAD was called in to try to retrieve the dvds from the locked jaws of the new porn player…but….

they were not successful…

bad strategy on my part..i told em what was in there…..like they were gonna try very hard after they heard that…i bet soon as i left..they ripped that bastard apart…

soooo

a new porn player (pp) was purchased…

and socks…

ahhhh…life is good…

when your feet are warm and your pp is working…

xoxo

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