sugarbabies…
traffic ..is just a fact of life around here… soo… best plan … make the most of it… have some fun…like me..this morning… when im bored.. and traffic is moving slow…
i like to play a little game i call……. Catch a Cowboy..
where i give myself six red lights to get a victim boy to ask for my number……
so this morning it went down like this….
930 am morning traffic…on constitution ave…at 6th street
dwight yokum in the cd player… yodeling away…
sex on wheels and i roll up to the light….next to …
a REALLLY big monster of a midnight blue… turbo diesel… extended cab…long bed…F-350 ..
with a cute little boy at the wheel… whose panties could stay dry next that???
sooo… i had locked onto a target…..
7th street …light…a little eyelash batting…some hair tossing… and i had his full attention…
9th street … light…hes trying to get my attention…
so…. i smile…. and shift gears…make a pouty face…as the light changes…
i buzz through a few greens…and worry for a moment that he might take out a pedestrian trying to stay with me…. sex on wheels is a little easier to maneuver in the city than his monster truck… but…he manages to bully his way through… and sidles up next to us…grinning… at the
14th street…. light…so … i smile and nod … put down my lip gloss
typical…now that he has my attention..he doesnt know what to do with me….hahaha… and he gets bashful…i know ive only got a few more lights to go… sooo….i take charge and ask him…
SB: “are you a cowboy??“
now hes completely flustered…. and its cute… and im having too much fun to stop …so … i push it into gear… knowing its sexy when i push in the clutch and nudge sex on wheels into first…and she growls a little…
he finallly comes back with… “do you want me to be a cowboy??” not THE best answer but it keeps him in the game…
soo… the light changes and sex on wheels and i give him a break…and let him ride along next to us to the next one..
In front of the Wash Monument…light…. i glance over at him all girlie and coy….
and replied…
SB: “well…you know…… there IS a test to see if youre a cowboy….do you wanna take it????“
he has no idea what to do with me… and he looks a little scared now…
this is fun…
he nods as the light changes…
he falls behind as traffic crowds him to get onto Virginia Ave… but he manages to catch back up by the time i roll to a stop at the 19th street light
SB: “first question… do you have any…rope???“
he blushes… really… he turned fevered red…and im willing to bet…he started sweating… it was a short light.. and it changed…..
now…ive got one light to convince him that he has what it takes…to ask for my number… and no guarantee that the quick succession of lights before i get to 66 will be red… so …im debating my strategy…. when he whips the big truck in front of me and sex on wheels... and angles it slightly…blocking the road…and jumps out!!!….
DAMN….the cowboy is blocking CONSTITUTION AVE at Rush hour!!!
damn..i never had this happen before…maybe hes not as afraid as i thought he was…
all i can think is….way to cowboy up… cutiepie…
he reaches out to shake my hand and says …
Cowboy: “hi maam…im cowboy ____ and id really like to buy you coffee….“
i counted that as a win…
soo hes going on about how hes never done this before… how hes not a serial killer… and hes pushing his business card into my hand…
so… i smile… and nod…. and bat my eyelashes….
and handed him one of my cards… it just says…
xoxo
25 comments
November 20, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Lemmonex
I wonder how this would play out on metro…
aww..the pic of my card didnt work… tech difficulty…but i know it would work on the metro..just ask him if hes a cowboy..and hand him the card…
xoxo
November 20, 2007 at 1:30 pm
I-66
This would never happen to me. How many Blasian cowboys do you know?
yeah..umm..hate to tell you but all the blasians i know also play for the gaysian team…BUT… a few like to wear ass-less chaps..so that kinda makes em cowboys right?? in a brokeback way..xoxo
November 20, 2007 at 1:42 pm
charlotteharris
Wow, I like the cowboy’s style… he’s pretty bold and NOT in a “I want you to come to Miami” kind of way… but hotter! I am a sucka for those big manly Ford F350’s too…
i know!! i cant help but flirt shamelessly when those big ole trucks pull up next to me in the city …. thats why i had to invent the game…
xoxo
November 20, 2007 at 2:00 pm
jess
your stories make me grin. to have that much fun with life? that just is lovely.
i HIGHLY recommend enjoying life..xoxo
November 20, 2007 at 2:10 pm
I-66
!
None of the above.
drat ill have to hag for some other queen! xoxo
November 20, 2007 at 2:53 pm
ma
Please, please let me go on one sex on wheels adventure with you. It would make my little life! 🙂
of course you can tag along!!!..i recommend you wait for a pretty day..so we can do it topless…
November 20, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Arjewtino
Next time ask him if he’s a gaucho.
like culottes?? oh wait..you mean the other gaucho…got it…xoxo
November 20, 2007 at 4:14 pm
The Brooklyn Boy
You = P-I-M-P.
Keep doin how you do, kid.
i ONLY know how to do like i do… you better be planning to buy me a drink at a wizards game soonish!!! xoxo
November 20, 2007 at 4:39 pm
legallyheidi
pimptacular!! You’re my hero 😀
November 20, 2007 at 6:17 pm
ListenToLeon
Great story! Love the card, by the way 😉
Ill show you mine..if you show me yours! xoxo
November 20, 2007 at 6:33 pm
Midwest Jeff
Makes me wish I had more than 1 traffic light during my long, long 10 minute cruise to work every day! Oh, the curse of living so close to work, out in the burbs.
it would be a challenge…but i know i would TRY to play the game with only ONE stoplight! but my success rate MIGHT drop…
xoxo
November 20, 2007 at 8:25 pm
Drunken Chud
hahahahahahaha. you didn’t live in st. louis about 10 years ago did you? cuz i had a girl do a similar thing to me when i was hauling about 5 horses to OK city for quaterhorse worlds. though, she didn’t have that cool of a card. lucky for me it was getting late and i was planning on stopping at a hotel for the night.
i have never LIVED in St Louis… but that doesnt mean i havent tempted men there…xoxo
November 20, 2007 at 11:01 pm
Megan
Awesome story.
Hey, isn’t “assless chaps” redundant? Cuz all chaps are assless, right?
yes..its redundant.. but..when i say ass-less..it usually implies that they are NOT wearing pants under them..like … say a straight cowboy might.. xoxo
November 20, 2007 at 11:22 pm
Velvet
You stole that line from Sissy in Urban Cowboy!!!
Sissy: You a real cowboy?
Bud: Depends on what you think a real cowboy is.
Sissy: You know how to do 2-step?
Bud: Of course.
Sissy: Wanna prove it?
Bud: All right.
Damn that’s a good movie.
ohhh… i love that movie..i always wanted to be the MEAN cowgirl..who took all the credit for cleaning the trailer!!!!
xoxo
November 20, 2007 at 11:57 pm
Tim
‘boom chicka wah wah’ and ‘how i roll’!?!? totally just rolled off the chair and i hadn’t even read the post yet. was the guy local? like from dc/md or va?
boom chicka wah wah ..is my fave tag…except for “nick in a box” over at jordan bakers site… xoxo
November 21, 2007 at 10:58 am
Uncle Keith
Whew, I’m spent.
and sweaty dont forget the sweaty….
xoox
November 21, 2007 at 11:14 am
ChrisKobar
Was that you, Suicide, in that dark alley, with the glint of gunmetal in your hand, cigarette nearly spent, lips too red, smile too cool, shrouded in fuligin gloom and a halo of blondetacular radiance as if you were on fire?
prob..cause no matter what i do..i cant wash that blondtacular radiance off….
xoxo
November 21, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Ulysses
Now there’s a story to bring a smile to a man’s lips…
November 21, 2007 at 1:53 pm
freckledk
Who wears panties? That’s so 2006.
I’ve never ridden (in) an extended cab before.
November 21, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Hammer
Filrting with a cowboy while you play Dwight on your own stereo? Poor kid didn’t stand much of a chance. Not much else you can do to top that except maybe throw a ham biscuit at him.
November 23, 2007 at 7:34 am
animals
Hello, just stoped by the comment section to thank you for the work you have been doing so others can enjoy your blog with a morning cup of coffe 🙂
November 24, 2007 at 1:17 pm
will haigney
This has Never happened to me! but then again, my cruising speed is somewhere between 70-75mph so that would explain it. Love the Card but I can’t reat the small print (perhaps on purpose) Great Post!
November 27, 2007 at 11:45 pm
Rabbit
Now that……is sex on wheels. You are a bad girl. Love the card.
December 14, 2007 at 8:21 pm
mysterygirl!
I know I’m about a month late to the party, but I love this story– you are spectacular.
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