hi sugarbabies….i just kicked back into a vodka tonic… like it was an easy chair... damn.. i love a good vodka tonic…

i wrote several posts last week..i just didnt POST any of them… when i re-read them they were…well… whiney…. who wants to hear a sex kitten whine???… *achem*… its just not sexy…. sooooo…

i deleted em all…. and poured a vodka tonic….

decided… that…in the words of one of my fave songwriters…

slaid cleaves

I’m not living like i should….

and if i had to sum up the last few weeks…..without whining….it would shake out kinda like this:

  • i went to a lesbian party….just to feel xtra pretty….is that sooo wrong??

id believe in something if i could … but im not living like i should

  • a hookah bar (yeah yeah..whatever…. it was a new neighborhood and i was happy to be anonymous for a bit)

i know that there will come a day… a heavy price i’ll have to pay

  • waved at the crowds from a float in a christmas parade… ok ok..i wasnt a beauty queen…but i WAS …the cute-est “cindy lou who” there…. ok ok…i was the cute-est cindy lou who ..that was old enuff to have a vodka tonic on the float with her….

i keep pretending to be good…but im not living like i should

im not living like i should

  • worked…. more than usual….but yeah who cares im freaking glad to have job in this economy -decided not having an assistant is way better than not having a job..and its not THAT hard…if i have a few vodka tonics @ lunch

i let the mystery slip away… chasing foolish things all day

  • met a cute boy in an unlikely place….. maybe more to follow… maybe not…

i say a prayer i knock on wood…. but im not living like i should

  • defended the rights of go-go bars in dc with Freckles….jeez…i wish some folks would get a life…

i just wanted to be good… but im not living like i should

  • crashed a party in my building… and “SCORED” 3 bottles of top shelf vodka from the bar… snuck onto the roof, committed a few misdemeanors (how naked can ya get before it is illeagal in dc??) and generally acted like teenagers…(some folks in my building are BAD influences..reallllly bad)

spin the bottle cap… throw a shot back…

  • bought a fancy new dress that is cut sooooo…um…inappropriately…
    but for whatever reason...people indulge slutty clothes if the cost is proportionally inappropriate….so ill be considered “well dressed” when in fact..ill just be “expensively dressed” – like a hooker- …note to self: stop fucking with people …just because you can…

a guilty woman where a child once stood….. im not living like i should

but….never fear sugarbabies…

i have it on good authority that santa baby.…kinda thinks it IS nice when im naughty…

xoxo

ps..the bold italic is not me…that is Slaid..i wish i was as clever as Slaid but…im not…thats why the good lord saw fit to give me great tits… “we alllll have our talents… and he expects us to use ’em…” …. well… at least THATS what my aunt doris says..

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