ya gotta …or youll surely go to hell…right??? or is it heaven??? who can tell these days..sugarbabies…
i wrote this back during the summer…but never posted it…cause….i was feeling…uum… discreet….but aww fuck it y’all can have it…enjoy the long weekend…
the town is filling up with funny lil wannabe rockstars and their entourages hangers on groupies ..its been fun to watch sleepy lil austin start to wake up with the influx of all things music festival… technically it starts next week..but the ramping up has begun…austin is whitewashing her fences and…ok ok…..im getting away from the point here…
the reverend…hes hot or maybe a better word is kinda sexy…in that alt country older dude indie music way…. and well…we are allll sinners..right?? so i guess if you sin WITH the reverend or his deacons you can be forgiven pretty easily…and penance is surely not sooo bad… a few hail marys and sore knees ..(oops…. those may be from the sinning)
The catholic in me… (not like that.. assholes) …is always looking for a way out of the sin..ok ok..not true ..more like a work around for forgivness…that way i can go ahead with the sinning whatever the hell i want to do…
knowing that i can rationalize it to st peter..if he gives me any grief at the pearly gates…
personally im not too worried..i never met a door policy i couldnt manage….
(except maybe an older black lady guarding the bar of a “private event” at the kennedy center….and she wasn’t falling for any eye batting or slutty shoes)
so when the reverend horton heat and his deacons said ….
“hey cutie whats shaking back at your place the san jose ???
i was ready for him..
xoxo
10 comments
January 18, 2008 at 11:14 am
rabbit
You did not…….but he’s old!
Man, I gotta learn to play the guitar…
rabbit…where have you been??? you KNOW i like em old….preferably old and realllly rich..but you know.. whatevs…xoxo
January 18, 2008 at 11:16 am
The Brooklyn Boy
Ha! Nice. I was in Austin back in August for the National Poetry Slam. It’s a cool ass town. Totally not-Texas Texas.
ah the PS.. fun times… its not texas in soooo many ways…but it kinda is… in the good ways..ie food, shiner bock, etc etc… xoxo
January 18, 2008 at 12:50 pm
The Brooklyn Boy
I concur — The BBQ and shiner bock are mmm mmm good.
January 18, 2008 at 3:42 pm
ma
I love you more and more every day. It’s nearly brunch time!
January 18, 2008 at 6:08 pm
rothko
It’s true, Austin has a much higher concentration of goodness than other towns in Texas. But there’s pieces of Austin all over the Lone Star. You just gotta know where to look. 😉 Happy weekend. That is all.
January 18, 2008 at 6:59 pm
unclekeith
I’m an ordained minister you know? It cost me 24.95 on the Internet. I guess that’s not the kind of Reverend you were talking about.
January 18, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Jen
I have nothing to say but ask did he have any idea what he was doing? And did he give you communion afterwards? Kinky.
January 22, 2008 at 1:00 pm
freckledk
He baptized you in liquor, beer and wine, that Rev. Heat.
Nice one, Cupcake.
January 22, 2008 at 3:46 pm
TC the Terrible
Better that you have some Catholic in you than for it to be in some poor alter boy. 😉
Sin is supposed to be fun. Don’t be all tore up about it.
January 29, 2008 at 2:59 am
blueseaglass
Oh honey my catholic ass will be with you in hell and we will have a ball! No pun intended
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
sorry