sugarbabies…

never:

  • let a (fresh off the boat) lebanese dude named andre’ do your eyebrows….
  • book a trip to detroit in february …
  • forget to pack socks if you go to detroit in february…
  • forget that “stick” and “tranny” mean something different when your talking about car parts
  • book a waxing and THEN a full body sea salt scrub…..
  • eat popcorn when you have a loose filling…
  • make the mistake of confusing Glen Burnie and Glen Echo….umm..not the same place…
  • wear an obscenely expensive suit to any meeting that may include any sort of “site visit”
  • assume that a fella in a REALLLY big dirty truck… doesnt have an 80 acre estate nestled along the potomac
  • order the bang bang shrimp from this place with out ordering extra water…
  • accept.. “im not getting paid sooo youre not getting paid” as an answer from a client…
  • trade a white christian dior leather motorcycle jacket for …welll… for anything…

xoxo

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