sugababies…

i cant remember the last time i had sex…

sad… i know…

meanwhile my electric bill has tripled…go figure…

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maybe the dry spell is because

ive been sick… for like a solid month…flu-eeeww

OR maybe

because ive been traveling …though now that i think about it… that rarely stops me …

…i kinda heart –on the road sex

not IN the ROAD sex..although ok ok id prob like that too… but yeah..umm where was i?? On the Road Sex…yeah… its great..

  • nobody wants to be your “boyfriend”… AND
  • nobody goes looking for your blog…

… its not not as good as my HITACHI…. but hell…so few things in life are….dear baby jebus..thank you for the hitachi …i*heart* it very very much….

but seriously…even if it is only to get Al Gore and his team of smaller carbon footprint hippies…off my back *so to speak*…..

i should realllly get laid….soon…..

ok..ok… back to our regularly scheduled programming…

things i heart:

PINK

i cant believe nobody invented this before now!

pinkits vodka WITH caffine…

now there is no need for me to drink coffee in the morning!!! i can go straight to vodka tonics with no reservations….and its pretty…

ZOLA

the lobster mac and cheese… still my fave comfort food… add the

bombe chocolate bombe and…

well this blond..is in a lil culinary comfort coma… not to mention snuggling in their bar all cozy and candlelit watching the world walk by freezing their nuts off… is a great way to spend an evening and a couple of hundred bucks….

BLISS

i know my life is really great… because i can honestly say that some days…the biggest decision i have to make.. is…

lemon + sage OR vanilla + bergamot (its a fruit thing..i had to google it too)

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but then i love all bliss…

call me a bliss junkie…

who can resist

soft, slippery AND smells good… whats not love??

and last but certainly not least….

i heart this place…

CRAZY BLIND DATE

these folks will set you up on a date in like fifteen min!..i know… i know….

it sounds a little dangerous… but damn….. y’all know me… i like that in a date!

xoxo

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