dear pimply faced driver of the plymouth breeze….

sugar…there are a lot of reasons i wouldnt race you this morning on the toll road…if i started a list it would go a bit like this:

  1. youre a pimply faced kid
  2. its plymouth breeze
  3. youre a pimply faced kid
  4. its a plymouth breeze
  5. youre a pimply faced kid
  6. its a plymouth breeze…
  7. and oh yeah…because when we crested that hill and you were checking me out..I was looking ahead and saw the cruiser in his usual spot…

soooo …. when you floored it and raced past me…it wasnt you i was waving at… love…it was him… and he nodded… cause…and i hate to add insult to injury here…but baby boy youre not the first pimply faced boy i have offered to those boys in sacrifice… not even close…

so i hope you learned a little lesson this morning……

sugarbaby…you should never underestimate the instinct for self preservation….in a sex kitten…

xoxo

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