sugarbabies…
i’m pregnant….i know its the last thing you expected…me too….
Happy New Year
ok ok
im just messing with you…but realllly i do mean the happy new year thing.. and im wishing alll kinds of good (and naughty) things for you all in the new year..
i just talked to my Dr. and im pretty sure that the INSANE case of PMS that i’ve had for several weeks that caused me to cry uncontrollably for almost a week…awesomeness… is merely the result of the new pill she put me on..
“oh yeah thats a common side effect” …..she told me alll casually…
like i hadnt spent the last few weeks believing myself to be completely loosing my grip …doing alll i could to avoid friends and parties…and… generally feeling like a blonder ann sexton (with better shoes of course)….
fucking the hells??
bitch couldnt have mentioned that????????
i decided to hate her..but…..i suck at that sooo i just burst into tears…
to which she replied…
im calling the pharmacy now… new pills AND some valium…
see… now i heart her…
soo if the mood swings dont kill me.. ill be blaming my red eyes on the chlorine….. as i head down to sit on santas lap in the swanky hot tubs of miami..
you kids dont wait up
xoxo
6 comments
December 31, 2008 at 2:30 pm
restaurantrefugee
Have a lovely trip and a terrific New Year.
December 31, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Leslie
Ain’t hormones grand? Happy New Year and have fun in Miami!
January 1, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Eleanor's Trousers
Oy. Gotta love those “minor” side effects… may the hot tub soothe what ails you. Well, and the Valium…
January 2, 2009 at 12:00 pm
freckledk
I’m sending you deep kisses and ass pinches. Happy New Year, Whorebucket.
January 2, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Jen
OMG!! I love the “Oh Yeah, btw, these pills will make you psychotic” little asides. I got the same thing from the Chantix I was taking to quit smoking.
To bad I didn’t attempt to off myself or I could join the class action. *rolls eyes*
I hope your new year is FILLED with naughty, beautiful men who will place a pillow on the floor for your knees and ALWAYS take care of you first…as it should be.
Happy New Year!!!!
January 4, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Maxie
For some reason my doctor is overly sensitive about telling me ALL of the side effects– he practically reads the whole pamphlet you get from the pharmacy.