sugarbabies…

i know you like when im all sunny and crap…but fucking hell i have cramps…ok… i either have cramps OR maybe appendicitis… not sure…either way ive just swallowed double what the scrip says on the label…this IS NOT A PLEA FOR HELP… this is me bent over ( thats for you pervs!) sideways typing at my office instead of home curled up in bed because…. my “assistants” …seriously there are two… and NEITHER one showed up today at work… the I.T. kid just left he had to install new memory or something…. the phone lines have been on the fritz since last weeks fiasco of a T1 upgrade or some kind of thing…AND The copier isnt working… so im hoping like hell its just cramps because as you can tell..i dont have fucking time for emergancy surg. right now…

but seriously i wanna hire the cute i.t. fella that

  1. beat everyone to the office this morning …
  2. took the initiative to “break into” the office…
  3. did his thing… and
  4. left me a note…

hes already a better asst than the others who are not even here YET…

ok ok ok ….based just on my need to rant that out im now about 99% sure its just cramps…. youve all been warned…

and oh yeah…NOW i kinda  remember i told the kids they could have the day off… crap… is it friday yet?

xoxo

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