Me: honey i need you to return that Rick Owens dress i bought last week..
New Asst: ill take care of it no problem
2 hours later….
NA: ummm i cant find the receipt anywhere…ive searched high and low…
Me: i filed it myself … so it should be there…
NA: ok ill find it…
1 hour later….
NA: i give up i cant find it
Me: where did you look?
NA: in the “Clothes” file and the individual credit card files..
Me: ahhhhhh its prob under “Gifts”
NA: Oh! i thought you bought it for yourself..
Me: i did buy it for myself ..but RICK OWENS is not “clothes” …love… Rick Owens is a “beautiful GIFT to yourself”…if we are gonna work together youre gonna have to think more like me….
NA: (under his breath ) you mean bat shit crazy?