the light turned red and i sidled my lil european sport scar up next to a brand new green Baby Bentley with florida tags:

HIM: good morning

ME:  indeed…is that GATOR green?

HIM:* laughing* no.. its MONEY green…

ME: ahhh thats a shame

HIM: why’s that?

ME: lots of folks round here have money… but gator fighters …well they’re hard to come by in these parts

Him: can i buy you coffee?

ME ::winking::  sugar you cant afford to be ‘running round with me… it’d  cost ya  waaay more than money

….light change….