annnd for reasons i wont go into…  a certain retired senator and possibly one time presidential candidate used to park next to me quite often…annnd maybe there was this time when he asked me if i wanted one of his books… and i peeked around the uplifted trunk lid of his car and he had a whole trunk FULL of nothing but copies of his  book… and maybe i winked and told him i didnt have any cash on me….and maybe he belly laughed sooo hard that i worried that he might choke…and then maybe he said something along the lines of  “i bet you dont pay for much in this town”….and perhaps i told him that i  generally paid for plenty …and that allll blonds in sports cars and 5” heels were not escorts…. and its quite possible that he got embarrassed….and maybe i said something along the lines of… not to worry i was just fucking with him… and i think thats when he REALLY did start to believe that i was a hooker… but perhaps he insisted on signing the book and passing it to me…. with his card…

… yeah…

…i never read it…

xoxo

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