sugarbabies…

i dont have a lot of rules in my life… and … well… i break the ones i do have kinda regularly…so.. whatever…but the denim rules are for real…and this is a list of reasons i hate the new jeans i impulse bought…

1) i try to turn up the cuff…no selvage… crap…embarrassing…but im not a purist (i tell myself) i can do this…

2) in two hours they are sooo stretched out… omg the only thing worse than too tight jeans (as if..) is too loose-y goose-y  jeans…not in a good paper sack waist or boyfriend fit…no… in a droopy in the  crotch way… hammertime…ugh

3) yeah… super cute yellow satin knickers… are indigo… thatll teach me to wear knickers …

fml

too late to return em….soo donation to…?? anybody know a charity that needs a pair of one day old saggy crotch pants? yeah me neither..

xoxo

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