oh sugarbabies

rumor has it…. that today is international crush day

and god knows the only thing i love more that a juicy rumor is a crush…

and if i had to confess to my crushes… well id have to tell you how i  once was trapped  in an elevator in a swanky hotel with a certain rockstar…and … how when the doors finally opened i was soo flustered and crushing that i RAN out of the elevator… and how all this happened when i was about 13 years old…and while we all have crushes while coming of age…few of us get trapped in an elevator and proceed to ..as our 13 yr old brain perceives it..RUIN OUR LIVES by trying very awkwardly to seem cool and older and nonchalant in a hotel elevator for 15 min…and id also confess that since that moment…any crush has had to be compared to the flush of nervous sexual energy experienced by a pubescent girl whose personal game of 15 min in heaven played out perfectly if  however inelegantly that day…and well… thats a lot to live up to…

and why its also apropos for the word crush to be defined as  both 

noun: adoration AND verb: humiliating defeat

which is why i dont take a crush lightly.. i nurture that mother trucker… and i recommend you do the same…

and i know i am SUPPOSED to reveal my current crushes here and now…but … sugarbabies… im nothing if not discreet…even or maybe most importantly when…

its just a little crush

xoxo

ps…ok ok  youre my crush… but you already knew that didnt you…

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