sugarbabies…

im not usually one to discuss what happens in the loo…

ok ok except maybe the time… my knickers tried to kill me

but today… well…

this little old lady…was giving me a terribly stony glare… so hard TWSS {.….sorry its an addiction} that for a split second i felt like maybe i looked like a hooker… which is not uncommon… but im usually prepared for folks to stare when i turn it out… but… a quick glance  in the mirror confirmed … i was in a perfectly respectable pair of skinny jeans/black sweater/too tall shoes..but they were sort of discreet-ish… well as discreet as 5″ italian platforms can be

she continued to just stare…so i kinda widened my eyes in that… “you got something to say?” way and smiled..

to which she responded…

“you get dressed in the dark?”

… i just kinda stared at her wondering what she was talking about..which apparently disgusted her… sooo… she turned to leave… when she got the door… she turned back to me

“your sweater is inside out…” and then … she added

“im only telling you cause there are some real fine catches out there…..and you look like you could use a man”

…wow… life…

you are not messing around these days are you?

…i mean i dont even know what to do with that…

xoxo

 

 

“glory glory hallelujah
right back atcha
hope that’ll do ya
don’t look at me like theres something I shouldn’t a’said
just cause that old bird’s dead”

~ james mcmurtry 60 acres

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