pro tip: drinking too much and walking home at 3:30 am through some shady urban landscapes is prob not a good idea..not even if you have an attack dog…esp if your attack dog is only 4lbs of terrier

Also you should try to remember your attack dogs leash… so you don’t have to carry he/she all the way home…

also .. it is disconcerting to me how many folks are jogging on the national mall at 3:30 am