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If anybody has an acquaintance with sucker bets its prob me… i can be shortsighted and have you met me???
instant gratification is my middle name…
so when the odds dont figure and the payoff is less than the put in…
well you’ve just described almost every relationship i have ever been in
… and sooo… this morning as i was walking alice we passed a group of homeless men and
i noticed one fella…. on his IPHONE (shit you not)
animatedly talking to his bookie bout the “taking Miami”
eye raped gave me and alice the ‘ole up/down gaze…
pulled his phone from his ear and asked
“baby.. can ya spare any cash money for your man today” ???
annnd yeah i told him the first thing that popped into my head which was…
“ya shouldve taken the knicks…… cocksucker”