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If anybody has an acquaintance with sucker bets its prob me… i can be shortsighted and have you met me???

instant gratification is my middle name…

so when the odds dont figure and the payoff is less than the put in…

well you’ve just described almost every relationship i have ever been in

… and sooo…  this morning as i was walking alice we passed a group of homeless men and

i noticed one fella…. on his IPHONE (shit you not)

animatedly talking to his bookie bout the “taking Miami”

he eye raped gave me and alice the ‘ole up/down gaze…

pulled his phone from his ear and asked

“baby.. can ya spare any cash money for your man today” ???

annnd yeah  i told him the first thing that popped into my head which was…

“ya shouldve taken the knicks…… cocksucker”




Twitter…try to keep up…ok??

  • If you found the title for a sexy German sports car in your Uber ... it’s mine 2 weeks ago
  • guest loo is decorated.... 2 weeks ago
  • To all the guys that have been trying to give me “the D” over the years.... i thought that meant diarrhea ... 3 weeks ago
  • Me to big dick Thomas .. on the dance floor :” I could take off 2 of these dresses & still be in a super cute outfit “ xo 3 weeks ago