sugarbabies..
changing your pants while driving down the toll road in a spring rain –that also includes sleet– with a 5 speed manual transmission… AND 5 inch stilettos… takes a certain je ne sais quoi …. that this sex kitten has been practicing…..but…. the whole thing left me remembering THIS…and i definately give extra credit because …well… because the diagrams are kick ass… i think that the same general principles apply to sex on wheels…keeping in mind…there is more head room but less privacy..if the top is down…
xoxo
blond with a bullet... 
11 comments
April 4, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Annette
Haha I love your blog. I have done the whole changing my pants while driving many times, once while a very fortunate truck driver happen to be looking.
April 4, 2008 at 5:54 pm
I-66
Yeah, but have you changed pants and tied shoes?
April 4, 2008 at 10:30 pm
ma
I don’t know that I’ve ever changed my pants while driving, but I have done it on bus in london in the middle of the day. Long story.
April 4, 2008 at 11:30 pm
inmate1972
Try getting pulled over by the police who think you’re drunk driving when obviously (with shirt unbuttoned and pants half on) you’re just running late for a date when you’re supposed to meet your new boyfriend’s parents. good times.
April 5, 2008 at 6:52 am
Beaverboosh
Changing your girlfriend while driving is less difficult, especially if you have a passenger ejector seat.
April 5, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Uncle Keith
That would have been a opportunity to ride around in my pick-up. Sorry, I missed that.
April 5, 2008 at 10:40 pm
wildbill
Can’t say I’ve ever been moved to start changing clothes while driving, but several times I’ve been caught en flagrante delicto in out-of-the way places (who hasn’t?) and once in Central Park right by the Tavern on the Green -it’s amazing how they can find you when your partner gets Loud)
April 7, 2008 at 11:54 am
Jen
Um, I’ve done this. Okay without the stilettos. And I believe it was an automatic, but I had to change for work at stoplights.
Yep, you guessed it. I was trying to change my shirt without flashing every fellow driver at the light and my arm got stuck as the light changed.
Some poor old man in an oldsmobile got an eye full. And with my girls hanging out, it’s hard not to.
Ah, good times.
Thanks for the memories. LOL.
April 7, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Former Alpha
I see your pair of stilettos and raise you a pair of combat boots. Still, it is just not as sexy a visual arched up in a pair of boxer briefs…..
April 7, 2008 at 10:03 pm
rabbit
SB, you’re too much (shaking my head)….but I love it. 😉
April 27, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Ulysses
I owe you an apology — when I read this back when, I shook my head and thought it sounded ridiculous.
Then, last weekend, I attended an opening/dedication until 6 on one end of Fairfax and had a game to play in on the other, suit to uniform on Hunter Mill road… damn compression shorts can be tricky to get on in the driver’s seat…gotta be careful at what point in the process you’re gonna be stopped at the lights… hey there!
I’m thinking it’d have to be easier with a co-pilot.