dear sugarbabies…..
the top 10 quotes from the weekend:
10: “lets totalllly do something cheap tonight” followed a few hours later later with: “ummm we are gonna need ANOTHER bottle of Dom P. please”
9 i just rocked the red roof inn… where is the limo?
8 we have commandeered a prom vehicle!
7 me: “put the bottle of vodka in your purse” ….
freckles: “ok but its uuugh PEACH”
6) me: we went shoe shopping @ Neiman Marcus…thats more intimate than sex….
rothko: ummm dont worry he prob still thinks the sex is more intimate
5) Butterscotch is my safe word
4) there is my favorite blond one! …(flattery and vodka tonics will get you everywhere)
3) we have rented a mansion on 16th st and we are planning a “rager” wanna come??? (OMG!! LNS has moved into my building!! )
2) i cant plan until i find a pair of sequined booty shorts
and drumrollllllll plllleeeaaaasssseee….. the NO. 1 Quote of the weekend comes from our friend freckles:
1) tell the driver to pull right up to the door….i want to show my Brittney
sugarbabies i party so you dont have to…
xoxo
blond with a bullet... 
15 comments
October 29, 2008 at 10:42 am
rothko
I still think “returning shoes” was a euphemism for something else …
shoes are sacred..we dont joke about them here…;-)
xoxo
October 29, 2008 at 11:09 am
Lemmonex
My safety word is “caramel”…we are cut from the same cloth.
we are totalllly alike…except the part where im a ho and you can cook….together we’d make somebody a perfect wife! xoxo
October 29, 2008 at 12:21 pm
freckledk
It’s all coming back to me now. Jesus. JESUS.
So, what are you doing this weekend? Want to do something cheap?
i cant afford any more of your “cheap dates” although…seriously…the night was PRICELESS xoxo
October 29, 2008 at 12:32 pm
freckledk
Don’t forget when you were giving our friend directions to pick us up from the club. You: “We’re at 14 and Park.” Her: “What Park?” You: “Doucheville Park.”
and …” EMERGENCY EMERGENCY…EVERYTHING IS UNCOOL…send the mothership” xoxo
October 29, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Arjewtino
You can only show your Britney is there’s a photog on hand.
I have a camera, so…
which reminds me of another quote: “that rope is there for a reason ok now come in” xoxo
October 29, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Shannon
Frecks – Something cheap, or someone cheap?
this is freckles…. BOTH… xoxo
October 29, 2008 at 1:07 pm
freckledk
Exactly. That’s exactly what I meant.
October 29, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Phil
There are some nuggets of wisdom in those quotes.
Here’s Tac’s: “A valet or a cab driver ALWAYS know where you can score some weed.”
October 29, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Shannon
I think Lemmonex and the Blond should go as “A Lady in the Streets” and “A Freak Between the Sheets” for Halloween. That would be way cute.
October 29, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Doug
I have nothing to say that would be more amusing than this entry. Wow. Fun times.
October 29, 2008 at 4:37 pm
LivitLuvit
Hmmm, butterscotch is a damn good safety word…
I prefer not to have one… 😉
October 29, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Shannon
My safety word is, “Ouch.” Followed by, “The hell?”
October 30, 2008 at 7:28 am
brookem
ha, safety words.
love your recap- sounds like you all had a fabulous night!
October 30, 2008 at 3:35 pm
UncleKeith
How can you say a safety word with a ball-gag in your mouth?
November 6, 2008 at 11:30 am
Annette
Fun times