Daycare called to ask if they could put
almost 4lb Alice
in with the big dogs today …
evidently shes a bit “feisty” this morning…
2 hours later i called to check on her….
“oh … we put her back in with the little dogs…
she was TERRORIZING the big dogs“
great…
dear baby jebus…please do not let Alice get kicked out of private school… my mother will never let me live it down….and i think im starting to understand what she meant when she used to say …i hope you have one JUST LIKE YOU…
xoxo
blond with a bullet... 
10 comments
January 14, 2010 at 11:35 am
freckledk
Bring her by mine — George needs a little humility, and it sounds as if Alice is the perfect bitch for the job.
Oh, and you need to pick up your portrait, before I become too attached to it!
January 14, 2010 at 11:44 am
david
I dropped Honey off today. She has taken to wailing and crying like a baby whenever they take her back. Makes me feel horrible. She’s such a Daddy’s girl.
January 14, 2010 at 11:55 am
Uncle Keith
Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…
January 14, 2010 at 11:58 am
homeimprovementninja
Somebody probably told her what they tell all people who have never been to prison before. “If you don’t want to be somebody’s bitch, you gotta pick out the biggest, baddest person in the prison yard and kick their ass on the first day”. Now, ironically, she runs the cell block. Welcome to Oz, b1tchez!
January 14, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Jennifer McKenzie
LOL!!!!! That is hilarious.
I can’t believe they said such awful things about such a sweet widdle thing.
*snirk*
January 14, 2010 at 1:28 pm
Phil
That’s true, HIN, or perhaps her dog was involved in some sort of canine “scared straight” program.
January 14, 2010 at 2:13 pm
JP
We have a dog like that too… He’s a MinPin and used to terrorize our black lab… it was just like that cartoon with Spike and Chester… “Hey Spike, wanna play ball, Spike? Huh, Spike? You wanna? How about chasing a cat, Spike? I can go find a cat! You wanna chase a cat?” So we named him Spike.
January 14, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Kendall
This was like my old chocolate lab puppy, she got her kicks driving my roommate insane for shits and giggles. Doggy daycare would have been a nightmare.
Also, LOL @ JP’s comment.
January 14, 2010 at 3:49 pm
MA
That’s my girl. 🙂
January 15, 2010 at 6:09 am
beaverboosh
a chip off the old block eh!